An Introduction to the Spiciest Blog Sauce You Will Ever Try!

Over the past few days, I have been debating whether or not to start a blog. I never thought of myself as much of a writer, but I've found myself becoming more and more confident in my writing as the current semester progresses. Lucky for you guys, I broke down and decided to share my thoughts through the art of blogging.

Although you may be excited of what the future may bring for this blog, we'll see how far I actually take it. You might want to consider this a trial run of sorts. Future blogs will be dependent on how much time I have on my hands, whether or not I am bored, and most importantly, how creative I am feeling at the time.

And off we go!

So there's this girl in my life right now. She's cute, has tons of character, and doesn't have a care in the world. She can be easy to get along with, but at the same time she has challenged me in ways I could not have imagined without her. People who meet her fall in love with her instantly and she has helped me make plenty of new friends. She loves to cuddle and has the cutest little snore you will ever hear. She will always let me know when something is bothering her, and she is the easiest person to please. You would think that I am the happiest man alive, but I am not.

Although she can be great at times, she is very clingy. I can hardly leave my house without her having something to say about it. When I don't do something she wants to do, she will not let me hear the end of it. Although she has many amazing qualities, her flaws are just so hard to look past. Our relationship has been on the fritz since that one fateful day in late September.

Oh, what a day it was. I remember it like it was yesterday. She thought it would be cute to hide a little gift for me to find later in the day. Needless to say, I found it, but it was too late. A quick look at the bottom of my foot told it all. Like many times before, she had pooped on the floor, only this time I did not realize it until I felt the warm, fresh, squishy feeling between my toes. Since then our relationship just has not been the same.

I dedicate this first post to Jenny, the house dog. Although you may be cute and currently sleeping in my lap, you better realize I will probably never like you.