Here is a picture of a fox I saw while watching Planet Earth last night. It's the same size as a Jenny and probably just as annoying, but the ears are much larger.
The Fennec Fox, native to South Africa, has huge flipping ears. It can hear what you say about him from 15 miles away, so watch what you say, you wouldn't want to hurt his feelings. He's very sensitive and has low self-esteem because the other desert animals tease him about his massive you-know-whats.
Due to its excessively large auditory vessels, having this animal as a pet would be extremely difficult since it is likely to fly away like a pet canary. Ever see Dumbo?
Living with a small dog for the past few months I also know that they are conniving sons of biscuits (pardon my French). Just look at the picture. The fox looks like one of the cutest animals in the world. However, you know this diabolical being is plotting how to squeeze out a chocolate nugget on your carpet near your roommate's bike. It can't fool me.
Peering into the souls of one of these foul beasts, I think you can get an idea of what I mean. Here is a picture of their true colors:
This is why none of the other desert animals care that they tease him. The Fennec Fox has already shit on all of their carpets.
See it now?
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