
31.5.09
McDonald's Is My Heaven

27.5.09
My New Goal in Life
States
Arizona
If you are going to be in any of the above mentioned places some point in your life, feel free to help. If you want my address, there are many different means to contact me.
Of course, there are some exceptions to collecting postcards from all of the countries. If you plan on helping, please make sure to take note of the following. There is an asterisk for each state/country there is a stipulation for, and a brief explanation below.
*Antartica: If you are actually going to travel here, send me a penguin instead.
*China: I want it written by a sweatshop kid under the age of 10
*Djibouti: Please spell it Dji booty.
*France: Ever since finding out I could possibly be 1/8th French, I've wanted to amputate 1/8th of my body to get rid of it. Please do not send me a postcard from France, I will not accept it.
*Jordan: You can only send me a postcard from here if your name is Jordan.
*Micronesia: I want a really small postcard from here.
*Oman: Please write, "Oh man" somewhere on the postcard.
*Disney World: I want a separate postcard from Disney World so I'm considering it a state.
*District of Colombia: Not technically a state, but they get their own electoral votes, so I threw it in there.
*Massachusetts: I hate Boston.
*Montana: Since I'm pretty sure this state does not actually exist, I am not counting it towards my goal.
*Ohio: Only those who reside outside of the state can send me a postcard from Ohio.
*Texas: I want a really big postcard from here since "Everything's bigger in Texas." If there aren't any big postcards in the state, Texas lied.
26.5.09
My Creepy Post
This is going to seem creepy b/c I really don't know you besides the drunken walk I had with you talking about Disney. But anyway, I've seen your spiceyblogsauce link pop up on several occassions on my fb homepage. Curiosity got the best of me and I had to see what this spiceyblogsauce was all about...so I read your blog. I read one and just kept going for a while. I loved your random topics and your inclusion of quotes and pictures. I don't know why, but I felt obligated to let you know that I, a somewhat stranger, have started to read your blog.
I hope work is going better for you and that the bus is treating you well
:)
- Touching my Achilles tendon
- The Sky Ride
- Boogers
- Jenny
- Cantaloupe
- Miriam Hall elevators
- People who correct my spelling of Cincinnati
- Headless animal crackers
- Wet sponges
- UD geese
25.5.09
Beat You To Make It
24.5.09
My Dreams Of Becoming A Snuggie Model Will Soon Be A Reality
As you can see, I am trying to become a professional Snuggie/Mickey Hands model. Since this will take a lot of time and effort on my part, do not be surprised if my blogging starts to dwindle. My modeling job will require an extraordinary amount of time laying on the couch, watching TV, and being a complete waste of space while my sister takes pictures of me acting like an idiot. Hopefully it will all pay off in the future when I'm a world famous Snuggie/Mickey Hands runway model.
I also wanted to take this time to give a shoutout to a fellow friend's blog. Paul (who coincidentally will be my roommate next year) used to write a blog about anything, usually with a strong focus on sports. He had a tendency to point out the stupidity found in the media and also wanted to make the world a better place through his blog, like in his post about making over America (found here: Extreme Makeover: America Edition). Although he has not posted in over two years, his blog made me laugh uncontrollably and is one of the main reasons I wanted to try blogging myself.
23.5.09
Another Infomercial Post? I Thought You Were Done With Those Dan.
- No more messy sticky bathroom sinks!
- No more crusty toothpaste tubes!
- No more fighting over the last drop of paste!
- No more kids leaving behind a mess in the morning!

21.5.09
Day 4 of...Well...You Get the Picture
