Let me share with you one of the worst feelings a person can ever experience. What could it be? Getting hit by a car? Wetting your pants in front of a group of your peers? Walking in your house to see Jenny excited for you to come home? Although all of these would make me feel awful, there is one that is leaps and bounds above the rest. That is, your sock falling off your foot while walking around in shoes.
Many of my socks are old, so the elastic band things that wrap around my ankles to keep them from sliding down my feet are not so elasticy anymore. Going to Wal-Mart and purchasing new socks may solve this problem, but who has the dough to afford socks in this economy? Another solution would be to just wear my socks that are not as worn out. Sounds like a reasonable answer, I may look into that in the future. But for now, just go along with me here.
Nothing tells you that it's going to be a bad day like your sock bunching up in your foot. Having to untie my shoe and pull my sock back up just makes me feel miserable. After a while I just get sick of doing it and leave it alone. Eventually my entire sock ends up by my toes and I am one unhappy camper. When this happens to me, you better just stay away.
Well, that's about the gist of it. A bit of a short post, so maybe I'll do another one today.
One more thing. Let me give you a status update on my removal from Facebook venture.
I gave in. In the span of about one and a half weeks, I received more Facebook emails than I ever did before. The Flyer Enterprises Ugly Christmas Sweater Party was this past weekend and I ended up being tagged in just about 100 photos. Along with a few friend requests and a couple messages, I lost control and gave into temptation. Lets not forget about some of the friends I have that are horrible influences on me and try to get me to go on Facebook. Thanks guys.
I'll leave you for now with my favorite haiku:
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
1 comment:
yesssss!!! i love that haiku!!
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